I like cheesy POOFS!!
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I like cheesy POOFS!!
I got this in an email recently thought it was funny, figured I would share
This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-1-1-$-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-$-$-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bu11$hit and A$$ kissing that will put you over the top.
How many people on here can do the Truffle Shuffle!? [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
never heard of it
neither have I.
anybody on here tried longhorn wintergreen.. Good stuff to be a dollar a can.
What about the Super Bowl shuffel haha
no i'll have to try it...does anybody hate pasta salads besides me
pasta salads are good as hell man
this is my 1st post and the best place to leave it is the longest thread haha....